In the spirit of Hanukah and this Thanksgiving-holiday-induced house arrest time, my brother and I decided to use time wisely by making a middle school throwback playlist. What’s that got to do with Hanukah you say? Well everyone in my neighborhood knows that middle school is the time for bar, bat and b’nai mitzvahs. We know this because for some reason we have a wonderfully large Jewish population living in this area of our school district. So far me and my brother have attended over thirty-two mitzvah celebrations, with seventeen dollar checks always in hand. If you showed up without your ballet sweater wrap covering your shoulders and matching eyeshadow you were clearly a novice clueless (sorry, middle school was harsh). But I digress- Some songs were left off because I hated them then and still hate them now, but every song can be found on Spotify.
- 50 Cent – Candy Shop
- Akon – Smack That - Dirty
- Akon – I Wanna Love You
- Baby Bash – Suga Suga
- BeyoncĂ© – Crazy In Love
- BeyoncĂ© – Naughty Girl
- The Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
- The Black Eyed Peas – My Humps
- Britney Spears – Toxic
- Britney Spears – I'm A Slave 4 U
- Cascada – Everytime We Touch - Radio Edit
- The Cast Of 'High School Musical' – Breaking Free
- Chamillionaire – Ridin' Dirty (feat. Chamillionaire)
- Chingy – Right Thurr
- Chingy – Holidae In
- Chris Brown feat. Juelz Santana – Run It! - Featuring Juelz Santana
- Ciara – One, Two Step
- Coolio – Gangsta's Paradise - feat. L.V.
- D-12 – My Band
- David Banner – Get Like Me
- Destiny's Child – Soldier
- Destiny's Child – Say My Name
- Destiny's Child – Jumpin', Jumpin'
- DMX – Party Up
- Eminem – Lose Yourself - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
- Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
- Eve – Let Me Blow Ya Mind
- Fall Out Boy – Dance, Dance
- Fall Out Boy – Sugar, We're Goin Down
- The Fray – How To Save A Life
- The Fray – Over My Head (Cable Car)
- Fugees – Killing Me Softly With His Song
- The Game – How We Do
- Gwen Stefani – Rich Girl
- JoJo – Too Little Too Late
- Justin Timberlake – SexyBack - Main Version - Explicit
- Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River
- Justin Timberlake – Rock Your Body
- Kelis – Milkshake
- Lil Jon – Get Low
- Lil Jon – Snap Yo Fingers
- Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous
- Nelly Furtado – Maneater
- The Pussycat Dolls – Beep
- Rihanna – SOS
- Rihanna – Unfaithful
- Shakira – Hips Don't Lie
- Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars
If you didn’t realize how horribly inappropriate the rap songs were then… you sure will now.
Today I am thankful for modern technology, the Internet, and my family. I am thankful that the three year peak of my decade of awkwardness is over. I am thankful that the boys grew, and some of them are now (omg) even taller than me. Lastly, I am thankful for the old friends that made these songs bring back such good memories, and the new friends who will hijack fraternity sound systems so we can jam out to this playlist when we get back to school.
XOXO